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Vertipic
Vert's On-lign Magazine
News In our leading article, Carluth Pontiface reports from eastern Africa that, despite continuing strong-arm tactics from the military forces, Boolibaloobi rebels continue to frighten tourists by poking them in the eyes. Here

ObituaryLast week, the legionary (that should read legendary) jazz wash-boardist, Croke Bittlefoot, passed away - and not a moment too soon. We tell you about his life in this moving memorial. Here

Home HandymanIn the fourth of our "How To" series, we tell you how to series. You didn't know, did you? Here

Three and a Half Minute Fiction"Crussleblum Towers" by Andretta Symphlic. Is Mr Potato-Head the man of Laura's dreams, or just another vegetable? Here

MusicIn an innovative series, we set the text of the first chapter of "Robinson Crusoe" to music. This week, read the score for four voices, kazoo and cymbal. Here

MysteryArkley-Barkley: Mass Murderer or Vespers Victim? Find out the true story of this popular clown and chapel server. Here

CultureMany people have trouble these days growing "green" bacteria. Learn how to prepare cultures in the most environmentally-friendly way with the latest fashion in Petri dishes. Here

Interview Kermit the Frog The evergreen amphibian entertainer explains why it's easier being green rather than, say, ecru, magenta or Prussian blue. Here

Interview Kermit the Frog The evergreen amphibian entertainer explains why it's easier being green rather than, say, ecru, magenta or Prussian blue. Here

BooksThe publishing world has been set aflame by the anonymous novelletta "Three Plimps and a Flocking Whip" by Curliphon Drawersmith. Is all the hype justified? Here

Cryptic Crossword "Spinoza" is the answer to 8ac., in case the clue's a bit hard for you. Here

ArtSculptor and cinema usher Rickie La Vermine, who works only in jelly, has a new exhibition. We tell you that it's not worth going to (unless you take a spoon and a carton of cream). Here

Adults OnlyThe Adults Only page is too hot to describe.Here

RiddleName three famous American state flowers. Answer Here

Guest BookEmpty. Why doesn't anyone write to us? Here

List of fees we charge for people to submit to the Guestbook. Here


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Travel Articles

Grand Canyon, 2000

Climbing Mt Fuji, 2004


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